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“OUR EVENING BEGAN IN PETER SICHEL’S COMFORTABLE STUDY IN HIS NEW YORK TOWNHOUSE WHERE THE CANDLELIGHT WAS JUST RIGHT THE HI-FI WAS IN THE BACKGROUND AND THE WINE WAS DELICIOUS”

Beastie Boys

“ALL I NEED ARE SOME TASTY WAVES…
A COOL BUZZ, AND I’M FINE.”

Jeff Spicoli

Awesome Totally Awesome - Slayer Final World Tour 2018

Pho King Slayer

May 4, 2018

Slayer is starting their final tour ever, which means their final tour until they decide they need another couple of million in the bank, at which point they’ll have a reunion tour. Nevertheless, assuming this is the end, it’s also the end of one of the greatest cathartic battle cries ever: F***ING SLAYERRRRR!!!

Awesome Totally Awesome's Review of Balenciaga's Spring 2018 Lookbook

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March 2, 2018

I should open with the following statement: I know nothing about high fashion. But I do know the difference between something aesthetically pleasing tickling my photoreceptors from an outfit that makes me think “What’s going on here?!”

How to Pretend to Be Doing Something With Your Life

September 25, 2018

Life is hard. There are a million choices we could make in our lives that will impact us in ways we can never even imagine.

Fucking Eh

February 1, 2018

I had just arrived in Paris after spending the past five weeks in Angola managing some offshore drilling rigs. Shitty job. After laying down the rules, I got some pushback from the locals. Not a surprise. Typical work politics down there.

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Hip Hop's Woke Hoax

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October 3, 2018

Big Coats, Ain’t Nobody Got Space for That

November 28, 2018

So apparently oversized coats that make you look like you have a shrunken head, or Baymax from Big Hero 6, are in right now.

Wu-Tang Clan and Activision to Collaborate for Call of Duty, 36 Chambers Edition

March 1, 2018

Videogame giant Activision announced that it will be collaborating with the legendary hip hop conglomerate, the Wu Tang Clan (“Wu”) for several upcoming projects, including Call of Duty, 36 Chambers Edition.

Jarome Iginla: The Pursuit of Greatness Sans a Championship

August 1, 2018

Despite playing in over 1,500 regular season games, 81 playoff games with three different teams and the fact that he is one of the most prolific scorers in the NHL, Iginla never achieved the Stanley Cup.

Grails - Photoshoot Featuring @ymanibarbee and @adore.eu in Streetwear Grails by Supreme and Diamond Supply Co. X Collabo NY

January 31, 2018

Ymani and Natalie looking fine in streetwear grails by Supreme and Diamond Supply Co. x Collabo NY. Ymani is wearing a Supreme grail from 2008 (tags still on) featuring JFK and Jackie in 1963, just minutes before JFK was assassinated. Natalie is wearing another grail: Diamond Supply Co. x Collabo NY's 2006 flipped Misfits skull logo with grills.

J.I.D. – Don’t Underestimate What This Young Rapper Brings to the Table

November 5, 2018

Four-Pins

Legit Check 101 Supreme: Box Logo Hoodies

September 13, 2018

How Maria Beat The Real Housewives of the PTA at Their Own Game

August 5, 2018

Hip Hop's Woke Hoax

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October 3, 2018

Making "Killers": How Iron Maiden Got the "Maiden Sound"

August 16, 2018

How Jane's Addiction's Nothing's Shocking Almost Did Not Get Recorded

February 27, 2018

Gojira: Converting Rock Dads and New Fans

June 6, 2018

Malcolm Gladwell Sued by Shaq, Wallace, Jordan and Drummond

March 2, 2018

Reviewing Refused - The Shape of Punk to Come’s and Its Precognition

September 7, 2018

Old School Gamer Disappointed by New School Additions to Call Of Duty: World War II

February 12, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon, Gaming

Walter Fullmore, 38, of Manitowoc, WI, an avid Call of Duty fan, was ecstatic to hear about the game returning to its roots in World War II. Turns out for Fullmore, he would find himself in a place he did not recognize. The multiplayer.