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Awesome Totally Awesome - Temple Of The Dog

ATA Revisits The Classic, Temple of the Dog

December 3, 2018

There are few hard rock albums with packed with as much raw emotion as the stellar Temple of the Dog record.

Awesome Totally Awesome's Review of Balenciaga's Spring 2018 Lookbook

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March 2, 2018

I should open with the following statement: I know nothing about high fashion. But I do know the difference between something aesthetically pleasing tickling my photoreceptors from an outfit that makes me think “What’s going on here?!”

SOMETHING PROFOUND

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January 11, 2018

It's the reason why people sit through funerals, attend weddings, wait expectantly outside delivery rooms—that unnamable presence that accompanies death and birth and the consummation of love. They're all hoping for a glimpse at the infinite. They're all looking for something profound.

Uber Chronicles

Brian Kruse is like no one you’ve ever met. He is a learned, sardonic, articulate professor who knows more about music, politics, writing, philosophy, whatever…than you. He is also blind and takes a lot of Uber rides. These are his stories–raw and uncensored.

Pride Day Morning

July 6, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Had a Bad Day…

March 10, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Adventure With Deborah

January 8, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Tuesday Morning Microagression

January 8, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Talking So Well

Awesome Lampoon

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Lil Yachty Has No Idea What A Public Enemy Is, But Plans On Copping All Of The Supreme X Undercover Public Enemy Collection Releasing This Thursday

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March 13, 2018

Despite, having no clue who Public Enemy (“PE”) is and having never heard PE’s classic, Fear of a Black Planet, Lil Yachty (“Yachty”), is eager to cop each and every piece of Supreme X UNDERCOVER’S Public Enemy collection.

Awesome Totally Awesome - Kanye West Poopity Scoop

Kanye West Launches New Pet Product Line Entitled “Poopity Scoop.”

September 28, 2018

Only a few months after the release of his hit song, “Lift Yourself,” Kanye has announced that he will be creating a line of pet waste scoopers for both cats and dogs.

Middle Aged Man Levels Up To Platinum In Overwatch And No One In His Family Or Peer Group Seems to Care

February 28, 2018

After nearly eight months of grinding it out in Overwatch, (a Blizzard competitive shooter game), Johnny Blaze, a middle aged, laid-off, former sales executive (and Junkrat main) finally leveled up to Platinum.

Flaming Lips Announce Record Store Day Release

March 26, 2018

Legendary Oklahoma-based psychedelic rock band the Flaming Lips have announced that their unusual Record Store Day release for 2018 is going to be a 7-inch vinyl pressed entirely from band members’ collective ear wax.

Steez

You Know My Steez.

Your Grandpa is Copping Supreme x Lacoste in Velour

April 19, 2018

Edward Murphy, a former Beverly Hills Cop turned barber plans on copping the velour bucket hat, track suit, and polo shirt in peach. When shown pictures of the track suit ensemble from Supreme’s online site, Murphy responded “What is that velvet? It’s beautiful.”

Grails - Photoshoot Featuring@ymanibarbee and @adore.eu in #undftd and #everybodyskates

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January 31, 2018

Ymani and Natalie looking beautiful as ever in streetwear grails by Undefeated and Everybody Skates. Ymani is wearing Undefeated's classic Role Model T shirt, with a reproduction of an iconic photograph of Sir Charles Barkley wearing his 76ers gear and an NWA cap. Undefeated has always been at the forefront of edgy athletic streetwear, and this shirt is a classic representation of the same. Natalie is wearing another favorite: Everybody Skate's Madonna, T-shirt with Madonna doing a Madonna.

My Love/Hate Relationship With #Supreme - Photoshoot with @ymanibarbee @adore.eu and Essay

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January 31, 2018

Like it or not, Supreme will always be the litmus for streetwear. For old streetwear heads like me, there continues to be a love / hate relationship with Supreme. About a year ago, I was driving home from work and one of the neighbor kids (usually dressed head to toe in Pac Sun or even worse, Dallas Cowboys gear), cruised by me, riding a Razor scooter, with a mohawk helmet, wearing a Supreme box logo hoodie. I lost concentration and almost drove my car into the kids playing basketball in the driveway a few houses up.

Brands We Like. Bifocal Media: The Kings of Punk Rock T-Shirts

August 5, 2018

Our objective from the start was to create t-shirts for people who might not typically wear band shirts. I’d like to think we produce high quality, unique, collaborative shirts with a cool backstory. Limiting production to small numbers assures that you’re not going to see 10 other people wearing the same shirt.

Gaming

Fallout Gamers Already Planning Sick Days, Family Emergencies, Vacation Time, and Any Excuse to Work Remotely in Anticipation of Fallout 76 Release this November

June 11, 2018

Eileen, a luck 10 has plans to “Just wing it and miss three weeks of work. I’ll cross my fingers and toes and hope I have a job whenever, I decide to return.”

Nerding Out: Jump Force-Which Character Would Win in a Fight

November 8, 2018

Awaiting the release of Jump Force, a fighting game one can only hope and pray will become competitive, I thought it would be fun to review the announced character list.

Whitehouse Chief Strategist Resigns Over Trump's Cosplay Obsession With Overwatch's D.va

February 28, 2018

In a shocking development, a newly released memo from President Trump’s twenty-fifth White House Chief Strategist revealed his intentions for resignation, stemming from an incident involving the President’s obsession with the massively popular video game, “Overwatch.”

Assassin's Greed: Did Ubisoft Intentionally Make Assassin's Creed Odyssey So Difficult That You Have to Buy Your Way To Completion

November 9, 2018

Whether you're slashing through hordes of enemies with a sword or gunning down waves of mutated zombies with a machine gun, it's all part of the grind.