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Features

Shia LeBeouf is Not a Normcore Fashion God; Rather, His Style is Influenced by Basic Betches

April 26, 2018

Spotlight on @Ymani Barbee

April 9, 2018

Ymani Barbee has been a huge part of ATA since day one. Aside from being one of our featured bad ass and beautiful models throughout the site, pretty much all of the article headline images in ATA were brilliantly created by Ymani, in spite of ATA’s sometimes indecipherable vision.

Fucking Eh

February 1, 2018

I had just arrived in Paris after spending the past five weeks in Angola managing some offshore drilling rigs. Shitty job. After laying down the rules, I got some pushback from the locals. Not a surprise. Typical work politics down there.

ATA Review of AGENDA Show, Long Beach

July 19, 2018

Inclusiveness: It’s what AGENDA is all about, and what makes it a special kind of tradeshow. No matter who you are, you can stand side by side with companies like the Hundreds, 10 Deep, or Chinatown Market and compete with the same. That’s the draw.

Grails - Photoshoot Featuring @ymanibarbee and @adore.eu in Streetwear Grails by Supreme and Diamond Supply Co. X Collabo NY

January 31, 2018

Ymani and Natalie looking fine in streetwear grails by Supreme and Diamond Supply Co. x Collabo NY. Ymani is wearing a Supreme grail from 2008 (tags still on) featuring JFK and Jackie in 1963, just minutes before JFK was assassinated. Natalie is wearing another grail: Diamond Supply Co. x Collabo NY's 2006 flipped Misfits skull logo with grills.

Uber Chronicles: Adventure With Deborah

March 10, 2018

I ordered the Uber when I arrived. I tried to contact the driver only to find that the option to call him was not available; I could only send him a text. I informed him that I was visually impaired and standing by the curb. Just to make sure, I also told him that visually impaired meant that I could not see.

Your Grandpa is Copping Supreme x Lacoste in Velour

April 19, 2018

Edward Murphy, a former Beverly Hills Cop turned barber plans on copping the velour bucket hat, track suit, and polo shirt in peach. When shown pictures of the track suit ensemble from Supreme’s online site, Murphy responded “What is that velvet? It’s beautiful.”

I’ll Always Have Paris: Falling in and out of obsession with all things Paris Hilton

February 12, 2018

“I hope you don’t look up to her,” my mother scoffed from our kitchen. I don’t remember what my hero had done now to solicit that comment, but I responded with a halfhearted “I don’t.

Santa Clarita Diet: Abby’s Guide to Surviving Her Flesh Eating Mom

March 23, 2018

Season 2 of Santa Clarita Diet has finally arrived. When we last left the not-so-heroic heroes of our story, they had basically messed up everything. To be fair, poor Sheila did randomly turn into a zombie with no explanation as to why (can we get to that part of the story, please?), which is enough to make any family a little crazy.

Uber Chronicles

Brian Kruse is like no one you’ve ever met. He is a learned, sardonic, articulate professor who knows more about music, politics, writing, philosophy, whatever…than you. He is also blind and takes a lot of Uber rides. These are his stories–raw and uncensored.

Had a Bad Day…

March 10, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Adventure With Deborah

January 8, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Tuesday Morning Microagression

January 8, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Talking So Well

January 8, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Jesus Rides Beside Me

Awesome Lampoon

LMFAO

After Claiming He Brought Supreme Back, Chance The Rapper Claims To Have Invented Gospel Music

February 14, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Music, Streetwear, You Know My Steez

It’s been a rough few months for Chance the Rapper. After seeming like he could do nothing wrong, he seems to be taking misstep after misstep. After claiming on an Instagram live feed, “Everybody knows I brought Supreme back,” he was subsequently ruined on Twitter.

I’ll Always Have Paris: Falling in and out of obsession with all things Paris Hilton

February 12, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Features, Life, Trending, You Know My Steez

“I hope you don’t look up to her,” my mother scoffed from our kitchen. I don’t remember what my hero had done now to solicit that comment, but I responded with a halfhearted “I don’t.

Flaming Lips Announce Record Store Day Release

March 26, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Features, Trending

Legendary Oklahoma-based psychedelic rock band the Flaming Lips have announced that their unusual Record Store Day release for 2018 is going to be a 7-inch vinyl pressed entirely from band members’ collective ear wax.

Steez

You Know My Steez.

After Claiming He Brought Supreme Back, Chance The Rapper Claims To Have Invented Gospel Music

February 14, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Music, Streetwear, You Know My Steez

Grails – Photoshoot Featuring@ymanibarbee and @adore.eu in #undftd and #everybodyskates

January 31, 2018/1 Comment/in Art & Photography, Streetwear, You Know My Steez

Ymani and Natalie looking beautiful as ever in streetwear grails by Undefeated and Everybody Skates. Ymani is wearing Undefeated’s classic Role Model T shirt, with a reproduction of an iconic photograph of Sir Charles Barkley wearing his 76ers gear and an NWA cap. Undefeated has always been at the forefront of edgy athletic streetwear, and this shirt is a classic representation of the same.
Natalie is wearing another favorite: Everybody Skate’s Madonna, T-shirt with Madonna doing a Madonna.

Supreme to Offer Budget Line of Products

March 1, 2018/2 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Streetwear, Trending, You Know My Steez

For those of you who cannot afford Supreme gear at retail, let alone aftermarket pricing, Supreme will soon be offering a budget line called Supreme Market, featuring items conveniently priced below $40.00.

Gaming

Whitehouse Chief Strategist Resigns Over Trump’s Cosplay Obsession With Overwatch’s D.va

February 28, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Gaming

In a shocking development, a newly released memo from President Trump’s twenty-fifth White House Chief Strategist revealed his intentions for resignation, stemming from an incident involving the President’s obsession with the massively popular video game, “Overwatch.”

Awesome Totally Awesome Overwatch Hamster

The Newest Hero to the Overwatch Roster is…a Hamster?

July 11, 2018/0 Comments/in Dropping, Gaming, Uncategorized

Ever since the introduction of the Horizon Lunar Colony map back in 2017, there had been much speculation on what kind of hero the mysterious character “Specimen 8: Hammond” was going to be. Once the furry little hero was revealed over a week ago, it left many Overwatch fans divided.

PLAYAAA!69 Proclaims That He Will Never Stop Playing Hanzo

January 8, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Gaming

Despite constant bullying, Hanzo Main, I.P. Knightley (who plays as PLAYAAA!69), proclaims that he will never stop playing Hanzo, and feels the even when his entire team has already picked their character and there is no healer and no tank on the team, that he must pick Hanzo.