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ATA Review of AGENDA, Long Beach

July 19, 2018

Inclusiveness: It’s what AGENDA is all about, and what makes it a special kind of tradeshow. No matter who you are, you can stand side by side with companies like the Hundreds, 10 Deep, or Chinatown Market and compete with the same. That’s the draw.

Grails - Photoshoot Featuring @ymanibarbee and @adore.eu Wearing Bape X Daiwa and Triumvir

January 31, 2018

Why Are We Ignoring a Blatant Cry For Help?

September 11, 2018

We want to believe that we are morally “good”, but when the shit actually hits the metaphorical—or literal—fan, sometimes we fail.

Potheads Rally to Make 4/20 a National Holiday But Keep Losing Motivation

March 26, 2018

For the past decade, I think, or at least a long time (like five years), marijuana advocates around the country have attempted to rally together to petition the man to make 4/20 a national holiday.

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Concert Review Legend of The Seagullmen: The Roxy, Hollywood

April 23, 2018

The Legend of the Seagullmen (Seagullmen) is a furious and heavy supergroup. Their self-titled debut album consists of dark and heavy, psychedelic, and evil pirate metal anthems all revolving around the deep dark sea.

UnSpotified: We Revisit De La Soul's Unstreamed Masterpiece, Buhloone Mindstate

June 11, 2018

This group doesn’t talk about how financially solvent they are. They talk about being late on their rent. They talk about letting their parents down and missing them. They talk about letting their friends down. They talk about not judging others who have made different choices. And when Dave says, “I’m the greatest MC in the world,” it’s ironic, it’s self-deprecating.

Spotlight On: Class of Seventy Four, Streetwear Giants In the Making

February 15, 2018

In this Spotlight On, we feature one of favorite (under the radar) but absolutely lit brands, Class of Seventy Four (“Class”). Everything Class releases is fire.

Angry Chair: Layne Staley's Insight into Rehab

August 17, 2018

When you look at Alice in Chains' finest album, Dirt, there is a chain of songs, all in a row, dealing with heroin and being an addict. All the lyrics for those tracks were written by Layne Staley.

Jarome Iginla: The Pursuit of Greatness Sans a Championship

August 1, 2018

Despite playing in over 1,500 regular season games, 81 playoff games with three different teams and the fact that he is one of the most prolific scorers in the NHL, Iginla never achieved the Stanley Cup.

Uber Chronicles

Brian Kruse is like no one you’ve ever met. He is a learned, sardonic, articulate professor who knows more about music, politics, writing, philosophy, whatever…than you. He is also blind and takes a lot of Uber rides. These are his stories–raw and uncensored.

Pride Day Morning

July 6, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Had a Bad Day…

March 10, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Adventure With Deborah

January 8, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Tuesday Morning Microagression

January 8, 2018/by Brian Kruse

Uber Chronicles: Talking So Well

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Baggage Handlers Preparing to Destroy Your New Supreme X Rimowa Luggage

April 11, 2018/1 Comment/in Awesome Lampoon, Streetwear, Trending, You Know My Steez

Upon the announcement that Supreme will be dropping its highly anticipated Supreme x Rimowa aluminum luggage collection, baggage handlers around the world began honing their sledgehammers and practicing their elbow drops in anticipation of completely annihilating each and every piece of this collection that makes its way into their possession.

St Louis-Area Woman Declared Punk Rock Nurse of the Year by Suburban Hospital

March 28, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Uncategorized

St Louis resident Jayme Stabb, also known as Jaime Siedrech, was honored with the Most Punk Rock Nurse Award by the staff of St Cornelius Hospital in Cotteville, Missouri.

English Professor Looks Forward to Telling People He’s Not into Sports

March 5, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Life

Thirty-eight year-old Chad Swampf, an English professor in the suburbs of Chicago, finds himself getting very excited this time of the year as the upcoming NCAA College Basketball Tournament as well as the beginning of Major League Baseball season provides him with several opportunities to inform complete strangers that he is not into sports at all.

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You Know My Steez.

Grails – Photoshoot Featuring@ymanibarbee and @adore.eu in #undftd and #everybodyskates

January 31, 2018/1 Comment/in Art & Photography, Streetwear, You Know My Steez

Ymani and Natalie looking beautiful as ever in streetwear grails by Undefeated and Everybody Skates. Ymani is wearing Undefeated’s classic Role Model T shirt, with a reproduction of an iconic photograph of Sir Charles Barkley wearing his 76ers gear and an NWA cap. Undefeated has always been at the forefront of edgy athletic streetwear, and this shirt is a classic representation of the same.
Natalie is wearing another favorite: Everybody Skate’s Madonna, T-shirt with Madonna doing a Madonna.

Baggage Handlers Preparing to Destroy Your New Supreme X Rimowa Luggage

April 11, 2018/1 Comment/in Awesome Lampoon, Streetwear, Trending, You Know My Steez

Tekashi 6IX9INE Will Look Even More Ridiculous When He Cops The Supreme x Fox Collaboration Dropping Thursday.

May 10, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Streetwear, You Know My Steez

Tekashi 6IX9INE, the self-proclaimed “King of New York” will look even more ridiculous when he along with all of the other non-motocross riding idiots purchase and start wearing pieces from the Supreme x Fox collection with no motorcycle in sight.

Gaming

Whitehouse Chief Strategist Resigns Over Trump’s Cosplay Obsession With Overwatch’s D.va

February 28, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Gaming

In a shocking development, a newly released memo from President Trump’s twenty-fifth White House Chief Strategist revealed his intentions for resignation, stemming from an incident involving the President’s obsession with the massively popular video game, “Overwatch.”

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Overwatch’s New Legendary Lúcio Emote for Only $30

July 19, 2018/0 Comments/in Gaming, Uncategorized

As of July 14th on their website, the Overwatch League has announced the sale of the Overwatch League All-Access Pass on Twitch which will offer “Superfans” around the world to cheer on their teams through a premium viewing experience and behind-the-scenes access (not at all worth it if you’re a Shanghai Dragons fan).

Middle Aged Man Levels Up To Platinum In Overwatch And No One In His Family Or Peer Group Seems to Care

February 28, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Gaming

After nearly eight months of grinding it out in Overwatch, (a Blizzard competitive shooter game), Johnny Blaze, a middle aged, laid-off, former sales executive (and Junkrat main) finally leveled up to Platinum.