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Wu-Tang Clan and Activision to Collaborate for Call of Duty, 36 Chambers Edition
/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Features, Fiction, Gaming, TrendingVideogame giant Activision announced that it will be collaborating with the legendary hip hop conglomerate, the Wu Tang Clan (“Wu”) for several upcoming projects, including Call of Duty, 36 Chambers Edition.
SOMETHING PROFOUND
/1 Comment/in Features, Fiction, LifeIt’s the reason why people sit through funerals, attend weddings, wait expectantly outside delivery rooms—that unnamable presence that accompanies death and birth and the consummation of love. They’re all hoping for a glimpse at the infinite. They’re all looking for something profound.
Todd Gets a Job With Lyft
/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Fiction, UncategorizedTodd sits in his car, anxiously tapping his fingers on his steering wheel in a rhythmic pattern as he waits for his passenger. He looks at his lit LYFT mustache on his dashboard, humming silently. “Okay, okay,” Todd thinks to himself, “let’s not screw this up.”
ACCEPTANCE: FREAKS AND WEIRDO’S BOUTIQUE
/0 Comments/in Dropping, Features, Fiction, UncategorizedCome to the Freaks & Weirdos Boutique at the corner of Route 2 and Willowbrook. Acceptance is just one strange trip away
A Fortnite Love Story
/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Fiction, Gaming, UncategorizedTodd stands in front of his hotel’s bathroom mirror. He’s sweating profusely as he bonds his fake, blonde goatee onto his chin. This, doubled with his blonde, platinum-dyed hair makes him look completely different. He takes a deep breath as he begins…
Fucking Eh
/0 Comments/in Features, Fiction, LifeI had just arrived in Paris after spending the past five weeks in Angola managing some offshore drilling rigs. Shitty job. After laying down the rules, I got some pushback from the locals. Not a surprise. Typical work politics down there.
Tinder Tales
/0 Comments/in Fiction, LifeTodd sits nervously in his chair, reading the Italian menu sitting in his sweaty palms. He’s berating himself internally for choosing this place, he doesn’t know how to read or speak Italian.
How Maria Beat The Real Housewives of the PTA at Their Own Game
/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Features, Fiction, Trending, UncategorizedI really didn’t care about winning, but seeing this lady’s cheerleader determination, made me say “I’m winning this mofo.”
The Mark
/0 Comments/in Features, FictionMark’s eyes widen, and he gets out of bed, opens the closet, then pulls down on the coat hanger in the back. The clothing rack drops into the floor and the back wall of the closet opens.
Todd Sends a Dick Pic
/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Fiction, UncategorizedTodd sits in the bathroom stall at work. He frantically combs his fingers through his hair and begins to pull at it. The beads of sweat pouring down from his forehead are only offset by his eyelids that are blinking a million times a second.