“This incident was so chaotic that Elon had to call in his girlfriend, Grimes, to come into the factory as a celebrity guide to hold hands and embrace the workers while humming the melody to ‘California’ until the effects of the LSD wore off.”
Other reports have workers in the painting division painting incredible mural-like pieces on some of the cars while on Elon’s LSD.
According to a source, “One of the painters did an entire Star Wars timeline mural on an S series like it was a custom Chevy van in 1982. A few weeks later, that same worker did an incredible tie-dye mural which included dancing Grateful Dead Bears on a Roadster. Most of the time, however, the art isn’t that good and we catch the workers finger-painting and licking the paint off their fingers like it was a popsicle.”
Isn’t that dangerous?
“Really…They’re feeding us acid and covering up work injuries here. I don’t think Elon’s worried about a little paint poisoning.”
How about Grimes, has she tested any of this LSD?
“Dr. Hanzo told me a funny story that he went to Musk Manor with Elon and Grimes and administered Grimes the LSD by putting drops in her cherry Koolaid. He was then instructed to play a specially prepared Spotify mix for her that Elon had made. Apparently, there was a subliminal code in the mix that Hanzo decoded a few weeks after.”
What was the code?
“That’s the weird thing. I thought it was going to be something salacious, but it was simply ‘3 and a half inches is huge.’ I don’t get it. I guess that’s why he’s the billionaire and I’m talking to you.”