Kanye West Launches New Pet Product Line Entitled “Poopity Scoop”

“I mean, the name pretty much wrote itself,” said Kanye in an exclusive interview about his new business venture, “Poopity Scoop.” Only a few months after the release of his hit song, “Lift Yourself,” Kanye has announced that he will be creating a Yeezy line of pet waste scoopers for both cats and dogs.

“I love dogs, and I’m a genius,” claimed Kanye, “it was only a matter of time until I took that and made into a million dollar product. I’m doing what other pet companies are doing; I’m just doing it better.”

The Yeezy line of scoopers will be available nationwide for $99.99 starting in October 2018. There is no news yet as to whether this will be an obstacle to his musical career.

“My only regret is I will never be able to see how this product is used from the perspective of a dog,” said Kanye, “but I’m sure it would be the greatest of all time.”