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Kanye West Launches New Pet Product Line Entitled “Poopity Scoop”

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“I mean, the name pretty much wrote itself,” said Kanye in an exclusive interview about his new business venture, “Poopity Scoop.” Only a few months after the release of his hit song, “Lift Yourself,” Kanye has announced that he will be creating a Yeezy line of pet waste scoopers for both cats and dogs.

“I love dogs, and I’m a genius,” claimed Kanye, “it was only a matter of time until I took that and made into a million dollar product. I’m doing what other pet companies are doing; I’m just doing it better.”

The Yeezy line of scoopers will be available nationwide for $99.99 starting in October 2018. There is no news yet as to whether this will be an obstacle to his musical career.

“My only regret is I will never be able to see how this product is used from the perspective of a dog,” said Kanye, “but I’m sure it would be the greatest of all time.”

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