Awesome Totally Awesome Bono

“There Is A God,” Claim Millions of Atheists After Hearing the News That Bono Lost His Voice

Upon the news that Bono completely lost his voice partway through U2’s performance in Berlin Saturday atheists around the world began to seriously question their worldview.

Sources confirm that it appears that millions of atheists around the world had the same test prayer: “God if you are real, please cause Bono to lose his voice.”

Most atheists had no idea how to celebrate in a godly manner. However, it was reported that a group of Northern California atheists had brief celebrations where they began listening to Gwar, drew pentagrams, smoked bong rips, and drank craft beer; but then thought better.  Thereafter they circled up, held hands, claimed, “Woooooooo,” like Rick Flair, and prepared to burn all of their Nietzsche books.

After the celebration, many became introspective and confused.  Said one Bono hater, “I began wondering if my brief joy of Bono losing his voice was actually a trick by God or even Satan to convert me into a Trump supporter, either saving me or damning me to Hell for eternity.  This is indeed Hell on earth.  Life was so much simpler before my prayers were answered.”

The atheist conversions were temporal. It was later reported that Bono’s voice would make a full and complete recovery, causing converted atheists to again proclaim, “There is bono God.”

Awesome Totally Awesome - Freaks & Weirdos Boutique
ATA - DTK

Awesome Dropping

Awesome Totally Awesome - Greta Van Fleet - Lover Leaver

Plagiarizing Led Zeppelin: Greta Van Fleet (Is the Criticism Against Them Warranted)

Imitation is the highest form of flattery. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that phrase growing up. I also remember learning about plagiarism.
Awesome Totally Awesome - 2PAC - all eyez on me

All Eyez on Me: A Glimpse Into the Life of One of the Best Poets of Our Time

2Pac’s distinct style in delivery, tone, and charisma all work together to take the listener on a journey. Enter All Eyes On Me.

Grails - Photoshoot Featuring @ymanibarbee and @adore.eu #supreme and Technics X Marvel

Ymani and Natalie are straight dimes wearing streetwear grails by Supreme and Technics x Marvel.

Awesome Features

MATT FADER: JOURNEY FROM SURFER TO SYRIAN REFUGEE RESCUE LEADER

We are proud and privileged to have Matt Fader as the subject of our first Shine article.  I’ve known Matt for over twenty years.  He was one of the few people I remember who would give you a wave that he was in position for.  “It’s yours,” he would say, and be truly stoked he gave it to you.
Awesome Totally Awesome Slayer Reign in Blood

Making "Reign in Blood" — Slayer's Timeless Classic

1986 saw Slayer's masterpiece "Reign in Blood" become the standard-bearer as one of the greatest thrash albums of all time.
Awesome Totally Awesome - Venom

Venom, Suicide Squad, and the Rated R Risk: PG 13 Isn't Cutting It

Venom has problems. A startling criticism of a superhero movie rooted in the MCU but nonetheless an accurate one.

Awesome Trending

Awesome Totally Awesome Replaced My Bumper

I Replaced My Bumper: A Tale of Avoiding Trendy Plastic Surgery

My formative teen years did not involve the ever-present smartphone of today, but the media still found ways of consistently feeding me the image of “the perfect body.”
Awesome Totally Awesome - Lupe Fiasco

Why Lupe Fiasco is Still My Favorite Rapper?

We get into Lupe Fiasco more closely especially after his most recent release, Drogas Wave.
Awesome Totally Awesome - Utterly Bias

Utterly Bias and Unscholarly (But True) Study Reveals That Autotune is Like a Drug to Millennials

A recent study from ATA’s own DTK (Drink the KoolAid) laboratory, revealed that Millennials and Post Millennials alike are genetically predisposed to become addicted to Autotune.