ATA DTK Freaks & Weirdos Boutique Lookbook Volume 1 Winter 2018
Wherever you’re reading this article: six inches away from your groggy face as you debate getting out of bed or calling in sick, the office where you have your mouse hovering over a tab actually related to work, as you pretend to look busy at a bar waiting for your Tinder date to show up, wherever, I know you have one true desire in life.
And that desire yearns for some respect from the Awesome Totally Awesome’s staff & writers. And here are three little words—in theory, I could make it longer, I do get paid per word, oh no am I doing that thing again where I just ramble for money hoping my editor doesn’t notice? ANYWAYS. Three little words to get that respect:
COP OUR MERCH!
If you haven’t seen, the heads of the ATA cult have released some rad flips on all your favorites: Off White, Balenciaga, Travis Scott, Anti Social Social Club (Still Don’t Know WTF that means), and others (SHHHHHHH!).
At prices that are not in the range of Off White, Balenciaga, Travis Scott, or Anti Social Social Club.
If you’re a millennial who has no time for the opinions of others in written form, here’s the link to the collection: https://awesometotallyawesome.com/buy/
If you’re a RESPECTABLE HUMAN BEING, keep on reading for a breakdown of why you need these shirts on you and in your closet—actually let’s be honest: in a pile on the floor when you’re not wearing them.
First and foremost, they’re badass-but if you’re more of a practical purchaser, think of these as conversation starters. With [insert high fashion label here] replaced by ATA DTK, you’ll absolutely have everyone asking “What does that stand for?” Which as we all know is the perfect gateway question to asking if your crush out on a date or your boss for a raise. Thank us later.
Shirts not your thing, you ripped ab god, you? We got hats! Flat bills! Snapbacks! Beanies! Super casual and can be worn with the logo on the front, the back, or hey if you’re really trying to bring back heinous trends: pop that motherfucker at a 45 degree angle.
“But Olivia, hats aren’t big enough to carry all my things!” you whine. Well, let me tell you…WE GOT BAGS! That’s right, bags with handles. Be the coolest betch at Trader Joe’s as they ask you, “Any bags today?” then hit them with the bag. In the FACE. Let your presence be known—it’s not like you got cast for this season of Real Housewives of Orange County anyway.
Look, at the end of the day, you’re here, so why not support the people that get you through the day with hot takes on style, or the adventures of Todd, or listicles on how not to be a douche bag (I learned so much!) or literally any of the wildly entertaining art that this site has to offer, by sending the love and support back! (Back…to us…via a payment…but it’s a trade because you get a SICK item of your choice…but this is still a capitalistic society so I guess…oh hey am I doing that thing where I ramble for more word money…?)
Would it help if I played Sarah McLachlan and said every piece of clothing bought would aide a young, struggling stand up comedian in Los Angeles? No? That actually makes you want to buy the merch less?! GOD DAMMIT.
Either way, you got to the end of the article, and for that let me reward you with…
ANOTHER LINK TO OUR MERCH!