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Tekashi 6IX9INE Will Look Even More Ridiculous When He Cops The Supreme x Fox Collaboration Dropping Thursday.

Tekashi 6IX9INE, the self-proclaimed “King of New York” will look even more ridiculous when he along with all of the other non-motocross riding idiots purchase and start wearing pieces from the Supreme x Fox collection with no motorcycle in sight.

When ATA asked what he plans on copping, Tekashi 6IX9INE responded, “I’m gonna cop all of that shit, ya know what I’m sayin’.  I’m going to be an X-games looking muthafucka, ya know what I’m sayin’.  I’m going to match my hair with the blue, black, and yellow steez, ya know what I’m sayin’. Represent the bloods with the red armor, ya know what I’m sayin’.

“Yo, let me bust a freestyle on it.”  (Pauses, with a look of concern.)  “Hey yo, crank up that autotune, yo.  Crank up that auto tune or blicky get the stiffy, uh!  That’s better.

“Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh…

“Ya’ll be looking Iffy, uh

Supreme x Fox gets me sticky, uh

Got the Force Cop Supreme Bot, uh

My bitches cop with bots an’ they be tricky, uh

Blicky got the stiffy, uh

Motocross pimpin’ like Pastrana, uh

Backflips

Twerked whips like Metal Mulisha, uh

Uh.  Uh.  Uh. Uh…

ATA, who the fuck are yuh

Autotune got me trickin’ yuh

Oh shit, it’s the Game, he got the blicky, uh

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…stop…please…no, not the hair…not the hair…I was just playin, uh

Pistol whipped for being bitchy, uh.”

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