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Parents Around the World are Refusing to Hangout With Their Fortnite Flossing Adolescents

December 20, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon, Dropping, Trending

In a strange turn of events, parents around the globe are devising any excuse to avoid hanging out (or even be seen) with their Fortnite flossing kids.

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Awesome Totally Awesome - Thanksgiving

Angry Socialist Kindergarten Teacher Ruins Thanksgiving for Fifteen Local Families

November 21, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon, Dropping

A grassroots organization of concerned parents of students at the Zinn Uplift Progressive Elementary School warns of dangerous trends from a socialist classroom teacher.

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Local Couple Held Captive for Friend’s Unprovoked Acoustic Concert

November 21, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon

Local man Colin Butler and his wife Cynthia report having just experienced a thirty-minute performance by area musician Jacob Jeffries.

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Awesome Totally Awesome - Kanye West Poopity Scoop

Kanye West Launches New Pet Product Line Entitled “Poopity Scoop.”

September 28, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon, Music

Only a few months after the release of his hit song, “Lift Yourself,” Kanye has announced that he will be creating a line of pet waste scoopers for both cats and dogs.

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Awesome Totally Awesome Burn Nike

Anti-Kaepernick Sneaker Heads Saying Anything To Avoid Having to Burn Their Nikes

September 7, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon, Steez, You Know My Steez

In response to Nike’s new Just Do It campaign featuring Colin Kaepernick, anti-Kaepernick supporters around the country began burning their Nike products and posting the images on social media.

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Awesome Totally Awesome Bono

“There Is A God,” Claim Millions of Atheists After Hearing the News That Bono Lost His Voice

September 4, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon, Music, Trending

Upon the news that Bono completely lost his voice, partway through U2’s performance in Berlin Saturday, atheists around the world began to seriously question their worldview.

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Awesome Totally Awesome Elon Musk

Elon Musk’s Next Collaboration Is a Trip

September 3, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome Lampoon, Trending

ATA has since discovered that Musk is working closely with DTK (Drink the Koolaid) Labs on a new LSD that he claims will initiate a new industrial revolution.

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Awesome Totally Awesome - Utterly Bias

Utterly Bias and Unscholarly (But True) Study Reveals That Autotune is Like a Drug to Millennials

August 9, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon, Trending

A recent study from ATA’s own DTK (Drink the KoolAid) laboratory, revealed that Millennials and Post Millennials alike are genetically predisposed to become addicted to Autotune.

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Awesome Totally Awesome - Drunk Texan

Despite Video Evidence, Texas Man Refuses to Admit He Has Ever Been Drunk

August 5, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon

Despite video evidence to the contrary, Jethro Chevydiesel (Chevydiesel) refused to admit he was drunk the night before—or ever. “I ain’t never been drunk in my Goddamn life.”

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Awesome Totally Awesome How Maria Beat

How Maria Beat The Real Housewives of the PTA at Their Own Game

August 5, 2018/0 Comments/in Awesome, Awesome Lampoon, Fiction, Trending

I really didn’t care about winning, but seeing this lady’s cheerleader determination, made me say “I’m winning this mofo.”

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