ThE WooD BoX At 11 BRooKlYn RoAd
The house was of an unremarkable style, square and plain. It sat on a lot surrounded by tall woods…As Alison waited for someone to answer, she glanced at the wood box.
How I Became a Pee Smelling Murderer With a Job Offer From an Aspiring Pimp
I had just graduated from college and was waiting for a life-changing job offer. In fact, any job offer would have been nice.
ACCEPTANCE: FREAKS AND WEIRDO’S BOUTIQUE
Come to the Freaks & Weirdos Boutique at the corner of Route 2 and Willowbrook. Acceptance is just one strange trip away
How Maria Beat The Real Housewives of the PTA at Their Own Game
I really didn’t care about winning, but seeing this lady’s cheerleader determination, made me say “I’m winning this mofo.”
The Mark
Mark’s eyes widen, and he gets out of bed, opens the closet, then pulls down on the coat hanger in the back. The clothing rack drops into the floor and the back wall of the closet opens.
A Fortnite Love Story
Todd stands in front of his hotel’s bathroom mirror. He’s sweating profusely as he bonds his fake, blonde goatee onto his chin. This, doubled with his blonde, platinum-dyed hair makes him look completely different. He takes a deep breath as he begins…
Todd Gets a Job With Lyft
Todd sits in his car, anxiously tapping his fingers on his steering wheel in a rhythmic pattern as he waits for his passenger. He looks at his lit LYFT mustache on his dashboard, humming silently. “Okay, okay,” Todd thinks to himself, “let’s not screw this up.”
Todd Sends a Dick Pic
Todd sits in the bathroom stall at work. He frantically combs his fingers through his hair and begins to pull at it. The beads of sweat pouring down from his forehead are only offset by his eyelids that are blinking a million times a second.
Wu-Tang Clan and Activision to Collaborate for Call of Duty, 36 Chambers Edition
Videogame giant Activision announced that it will be collaborating with the legendary hip hop conglomerate, the Wu Tang Clan (“Wu”) for several upcoming projects, including Call of Duty, 36 Chambers Edition.
Tinder Tales
Todd sits nervously in his chair, reading the Italian menu sitting in his sweaty palms. He’s berating himself internally for choosing this place, he doesn’t know how to read or speak Italian.